This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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