You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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