i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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