Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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