i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Operation Purity has been aborted
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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