Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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