so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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