He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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