3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
smell my finger.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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