So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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