Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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