I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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