Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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