and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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