We named our party play list daddy issues
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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