the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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