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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
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Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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