I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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