i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize