I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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