Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I love you.
Bad choice
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