I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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