Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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