I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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