I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My breasts were aching with rage.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Randomize