on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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