i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
We got so high we made milksteak
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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