he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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