Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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