Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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