the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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