I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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