Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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