Sry I called you an 8
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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