so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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