just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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