I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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