okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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