i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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