omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
how does that bad decision feel?
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