can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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