No awkward lesbian experiences without me
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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