Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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