nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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