so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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