Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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