He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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You ruined the universe
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