Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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