oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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