Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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