so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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