a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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I checked into jail on foursquare
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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